Appearing in the Media InCharacter

September 9, 2007

Brutal Beating
An undercover police officer was brutally attacked in the area of Huron and Highbury late last night. Currently there are no suspects.
The young officer, whose name is being withheld for his safety, is currently in critical care. The doctors are optimistic that he will survive.
The police have no comment at this time due to an ongoing investigation.

September 11, 2007

Jumped by A**hole!
Another mugging around Fanshawe Park Road left a local man in the hospital. Though the attack happened earlier in the week Mr. Johnson has only recently been able to tell what happened to him.
“The F***ing little A**wipe came out of nowhere! Grabbed me like I was his B*tch or something. Well the A**hole is gonna get his I gotta tell ya! Me and mine are gonna find him!”
There are no suspects currently.

Foot Patrol a Farce?
What started out as a great idea seems to have fizzled in the implementation. What started out as a grand movement to protect met the harsh light of reality. The founder of the Foot Patrol ran into the same problem that all organizations eventually run into – corruption. Rather then do as many organization do and try to weed out
the stain this Founder disbanded the
corrupted movement. Refusing in the end to see his dream fouled.
The movement to keep the city safe has not died however. Many smaller local groups have started to band together with the same ideals but a much smaller budget.
If interested in joining the group nearest to you … con’t p.D5

 

September 16, 2007

Lost Muffins! Reward Offered
My little Muffy has been missing for a few days and we are desperately seeking our missing family member. Will reward if find and bring our little baby back.
{black and white photo of a poodle with bows all over it}

Jumped in the Dark
Another local resident was mugged last night by an unknown ruffian.
“This seems to be a growing problem.” A local woman commented worriedly.
Police currently have no comments or suspects.

September 20, 2007

Bring Rover Home!
Pure breed German Shepherd stolen. If seen please contact. No charges will be pressed if returned promptly.
{picture of  german shepherd with awards}

 

September 29, 2007

More Pets Gone Missing
A rush of unexplained missing pets seems to be sweeping the City of London. If anyone has word or witnesses anyone strange with a pet please call…
Rewards offered.

September 30, 2007

Please Find Our Child!
{included is the picture of a young girl about 5 or 6 years old, smiling at the camera and showing dimples}
Susan Mandorson went missing late Friday night from a friends house in North London. Her parents are desperately seeking any information on her whereabouts.

Blood. Gun. No bodies.
Picture this – a dark alley, a gun and two pools of blood… Case seems pretty evident to us too but apparently the police don’t think so. For some reason they feel they can not track the killer with only these two things.

If anyone has any information feel free to contact us here at the Tattler. Or of coarse your local crime fighters!

October 2, 2007

Missing School Bus
A school bus was reported missing yesterday. Normally this would not be something of note to many people but apparently this bus was scheduled to take a group of young kindergartners on a school trip and the thieves showed up to still take them.
“Why anyone would want it as it was so old is beyond me” claims the schools spokesman. “Then the fact that they turned around and still kept the schedule…”
story con’t D8

October 3, 2007

Child’s Body Found in Lambath
The body of a young child was found burned beyond recognition in a field in Lambath early this morning. The police are currently trying to identify the child and no information has currently been released.

Club Crashed Tuesday
Police responded to an anonymous tip late last night only to find a bar full of very high University students and a backroom full of crated animals.
Currently the intoxicated students are being held for observation.

Young Boy Saved
A young boy was brought to local Hospital early this morning. The gentleman that rescued him is currently being held for questioning.